Whisper, the social networking app, is an outlet for people to anonymously express their secrets, views and strange preferences.  Thanks to the anonymity people have felt at liberty to share there ridiculous excuses for either turning up to work late or not at all. Of course just telling your boss that you rolled out of bed late because you hit the snooze button twenty times just won’t cut it, so it’s amazing to hear about the weird and downright outrageous things people make up in order to get themselves off the hook. We want to know about your excuses so please share them with us in the comments below after enjoying a collection of fables from Whisper.

What's the most ridiculous excuse you've ever used?

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