These Beach Pics Will Have You Running From The Water!

It’s that time of year when the waves, the sun, and everything else about the beach start calling my name. But inevitably, one of two things happens: either I plan my trip for what turns out to be the rainiest week on record, or my entire trip is ruined by an 80-year-old man in a thong swimsuit. But these pictures prove the aquatic life isn’t the only thing to be scared of when you’re headed to the surf.

This is actually real

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No, this isn't the set of a Joss Whedon movie. These things are real. They're to let you enjoy the sun without fear of wrinkling or sun spots. Now, at the risk of making fun of people with actual skin cancer...HOW does this look better than a wrinkle?!