These Beach Pics Will Have You Running From The Water!

It’s that time of year when the waves, the sun, and everything else about the beach start calling my name. But inevitably, one of two things happens: either I plan my trip for what turns out to be the rainiest week on record, or my entire trip is ruined by an 80-year-old man in a thong swimsuit. But these pictures prove the aquatic life isn’t the only thing to be scared of when you’re headed to the surf.

I know what we should wear on vacation

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When you pack to go to the beach, a trident and fake mermaid tale aren't usually high on the list of must-haves. Unless you're this couple and will do anything for a photo of themselves.