These Beach Pics Will Have You Running From The Water!

It’s that time of year when the waves, the sun, and everything else about the beach start calling my name. But inevitably, one of two things happens: either I plan my trip for what turns out to be the rainiest week on record, or my entire trip is ruined by an 80-year-old man in a thong swimsuit. But these pictures prove the aquatic life isn’t the only thing to be scared of when you’re headed to the surf.

NOT how I envisioned a trip to the beach with my boyfriend

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I can tell you with some level of accuracy (judging by the girl's face) that the guy on the right is adopted, the girl next to him is meeting his parents for the first time, and they broke up on the car trip back home.