These Beach Pics Will Have You Running From The Water!

It’s that time of year when the waves, the sun, and everything else about the beach start calling my name. But inevitably, one of two things happens: either I plan my trip for what turns out to be the rainiest week on record, or my entire trip is ruined by an 80-year-old man in a thong swimsuit. But these pictures prove the aquatic life isn’t the only thing to be scared of when you’re headed to the surf.

There's a good reason for this

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I know what I pack for the beach, and a goat isn't it. Of course, with the sheer amount of alcohol vacationers consume at the beach, maybe this is just so he can mess with the drunks?